Think it's safe to say this falls under the definition of man crush. Next time, though, maybe the guy should just take out a personal ad.
Rajon Rondo outscores Mike Bibby by a multiple of three, and you wonder why people would rather watch "Celebrity Rehab" than the first two rounds of the Eastern Conference playoffs.
Speaking of which, there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that Andruw Jones will be a guest on "Celebrity Fit Club."
The Cowboys' plans for the draft remain a mystery. Obviously, Jerry Jones hasn't finished watching all the tape.
Hey, there's a lot of "America's Most Wanted."
I know everyone's overjoyed that Danica Patrick finally won a race. But did you notice the guy she beat won "Dancing With the Stars?" That's a macho sport, Indy car.
Anna Kournikova is happy, though, having regained sole possession of the title: Hottest Chick Never to Have Won Anything. I still think fondly of Anna, notwithstanding our relative brief actual physical time together.